A list.

Things That Are Growing Mold in my Apartment Despite Noble and Strenuous Efforts to the Contrary:

1. The walls.
2. My clothes.
3. My underwear.
4. My boots.
5. My pumps.
6. My flats.
7. My hiking boots.
8. My "mattress" (i.e., the blankets I layer under my bedsheets so as to provide padding for my wooden bed).
9. My mah jong set.
10. My bag of rice.
11. My bag of noodles.
12. My jar of peanut butter.
13. My wooden carvings from Lijiang.
14. My luggage.
15. My backpack.
16. My passport.